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Sep 30, 2006

On a lighter vein...

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get (love), what u get, u don't enjoy (marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent Is boring (wife)


What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Have a great weekend... :-))


Twisted DNA said...

LOL. Different phases of man is hilarioius :) I will be a gentle for another 2 years I guess :)

La vida Loca said...

i like it :D

Alan said...

Hi Sush, Just popped over from Twisted DNA's blog. Pretty funny stuff here. LOL. Fortunate for me, the neighbor doesn't have the perfect wife, I do! :)

Mumbai Guy said...

Lolz. Like such posts. ;)

Sush said...

TD -- Happy gentlemanship for another couple of years.

LVL: Thanks sweetie.

Alan: Thanks.. Good to know that you got the perfect wife and I hope S thinks the same way too :-).

MG: Heeehaa..

Kalpana said...

Good Jokes!!!

V. Vijay Venu said...

Good luck turning Shyam into someone of high pedigree... :-)

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